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Pika pika, mother fucker.

u got me


yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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Anonymous asked: Most romantic thing someone can do for you?

Haha weird but maybe buy me flowers, take me to nice dinner get a hotel room and have a bath and lots of sex 👍and it would all be a surprise🙏



I decided that I deserved something beautiful and sweet.